We're just one day into back-to-school season,Watch Cheating Husband Movies Online yet America's youth can't stay out of trouble.

Take, for example, the teen who apparently got suspended for refusing to remove his probably great hat:

So my friend got suspended from school today for the best reason... from pics

As his report reads, "Asked Cameron to take off his cowboy hat. He replied Yee haw partner and kept walking. Did not take off his hat."

This offense apparently landed him in two days of in-school suspension for "Defiance/Willful Refusal."

In actuality, all Cameron deserves is light teasing for establishing himself as that guy so early in the school year.

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